I've left a message on their home phone, and for all our sakes, I'll start civil and try to feel my way through this, in case this is a big misunderstanding and it's the master plan of only one person, but the fact that both Liz and Abby weren't upfront with me sets off all sorts of red flags. To say the least, if they aren't forthcoming with anything, I'm going to have to be a little more forceful and use some words that may or may not be SAT-level. Or four-lettered. D: