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House- I need a wife and kids to make me happy. *eyes Cuddy* Oh you'll do. All I need is love! *leg pain magically goes away* I'm going to be a daddy now, even though I've always been against the idea!

Cuddy- I'm going to dress more slutty and ask House's opinion on everything because being a strong willed woman is SO 3 seasons ago. Also I'm going to dump the man who I just got engaged to and declare love to a man I recently b*tched out and wanted nothing to do with...ALL IN ONE DAY.

Wilson- And I'm going to get together with the woman who broke my heart into a thousand tiny little pieces, kick out my best friend (who needs my help) of twenty years, to move in with said woman after a few weeks.

That's it. I wash my hands of this fuckery. Unless I hear some amazingly awesome spoilers for next season, I ain't coming back.

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Non-hallucination Huddy sex, amirite? *gag* The good news is Doris Egan is writing the season opener, so she'll flex her writerly muscles and maybe make this somewhat manageable. The bad news is then the rest of the writers will screw up whatever she does, AND it's the only episode she's writing next season because she's going to ~~run out of a burning building~~ write novels and TV pilots.

Me neither, tbh, because there's been so much systematic fail in writing women (http://ranrata.dreamwidth.org/72736.html) (and being true to character in general) that I can't stand to watch anymore. In the same season that gave us "Wilson", we have this badfic-turned-canon? Fuck it. I'm not going to enable the crew's complacency.