mezzanineview: (Patrick effing STUMP)
mezzanineview ([personal profile] mezzanineview) wrote2007-06-22 06:59 pm
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[mood| crappy]
[music|Gay Is Not A Synonym For Shitty--Fall Out Boy]


I'm still feeling like absolute shit, so I've decided a good picspam is in order, since I haven't done one in a while. A little bit of fangirling goes a long way :) The subject this time is one Mr. Patrick Stump, lead singer and rhythm guitarist of Fall Out Boy (which I'm seeing on July 2!)


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This is Patrick Stump. He's better than you.


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No, really.


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He's a goddamn ROCKSTAR. His middle name is Martin.


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That's right, his initials are PMS. I like to refer to them as Patrick Motherfucking Stump.


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He's kind of really awesome.


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For example, he dresses like he goes to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry


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You thought I was kidding? BTCH PLZ. He's straight outta Gryffindor.


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Cuz he's GANGSTAH


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And a motherfucking pimp


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But yeah, ROCKSTAR


He's also a musical prodigy. He plays piano solo in the middle of the show on their current tour. He takes the lyrics Pete hands him and sets it to music, mostly through the use of his Mac :) He also used to (and still does, occasionally) play drums


Like here


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Now there's someone you might recognize


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Why, hello there Gerard. I'd like to introduce you to Patrick Stump.


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Oh, you already know him? Oh well. Sorry, but I gotsta kick you out of this picspam; this is Tricky's show.


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Don't give me that look, you're still made of awesome.


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Patrick knows guys in other bands too, like Gym Class Heroes, The Hush Sound, and Cobra Starship, because he produces their albums and does guest vocals. But, unfortunately, I have no pictures of Hush or Cobra :( I must correct this. I do have pictures of other bands he's friends with.


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The All-American Rejects


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Jay-Z, who guest spotted on the first track of Infinity On High


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Jay-Z and Beyonce


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Bein' GANGSTAH again with Travis McCoy, of Gym Class Heroes


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Singing one of his two songs with GCH


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Panic! at the Disco, who are also tiny and adorable, much like Patrick.


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Agree Y/N?


But they've got adorable competition from the rest of Fall Out Boy, too


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Only FOB's been made into cute, fuzzy cartoon animals that die horrible deaths in one of their music videos


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But that's alright, because they're still all huge, gigantic dorks.


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And wear eachother's names on their shirts


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But yeah, you might've noticed Patrick wears a hat in


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Every.


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Single.


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Picture.


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Except when he's not, but this is extremely rare. That's because he's balding a little, even at the tender age of 23. But don't mention it to his face; he'll shoot you with his guitar.


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For realz. Or Pete will get all overprotective and wail on your sorry ass. Seriously, he's extremely protective of Patrick. For example, this conversation went down on falloutboyrock.com, where Pete regularly answers Q&A's and is generally very internet savvy.


fan question: "Why did patrick suck balls on FUSE?"

Pete's answer: "that kid is my bestfriend, i don't care if you're a girl i'd still punch you in the mouth if you said that to my face. have a nice day."


It's very sweet, atrocious capitalization aside.


Let's talk about Pete for a moment, shall we? Pete and Patrick are GANGSTAZ together.


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And total BFFs, which I kind of don't get because they're so different, but think it's awesome anyway. Anywho, this is Pete, bassist, lyricist, and frontman of FOB. He also might have the most pretentious name in the history of the universe: Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III. It's his birth name, honest to God. Say hi!


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Oh come on, you are so not shy at all.


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Better. More angsty, yes, but better. Pete is an angst muffin, and considered very emo.


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But he's adorable to the nth degree if you can get him to smile


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And he does his make up really well


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He's also crazy liek WHOA


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Aaaaanyways, like I said, he and Patrick are total BFFs. They do pretty much everything together. They're huge dorks


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They rock out


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They sing


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They do dramatic photoshoots


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They dance awkwardly


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They camera whore (Patrick not so often. And Pete's a Harry Potter nerd too, check out his polo)


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He also discovered that Patrick looks devastatingly good in eyeliner


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I mean, GOD.


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So insult Patrick and Pete will fuck your shit up.


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Don't laugh; he's small and scrawny, but he usually comes out best in a fight. He used to play soccer, yo. Also, Pete has tattoos of characters from The Nightmare Before Christmas sleeving his right arm. How supremely fantastic is that?


In any case, Patrick appreciates him


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He was wearing argyle when he first met Pete


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Not that this was their first meeting, but really, argyle? I love the geekitude. And Patrick was fifteen when they first met, so I'll forgive him.


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Patrick's also pretty.


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Very pretty.


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And has intense sideburns


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Curvy lips


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And thighs that could bust a coconut


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I mean, they rival Ray Toro's


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I almost can't deal with all the sexy legs. And sticking him in skinny jeans?


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I approve. Pete Wentz, I commend thee.


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He's just going to sit there and sparkle and check his e-mail while I squeal. He's a workaholic like that, ya know.


He can be a little on the chubby side at times, but I still ♥ him just the same. Did I mention I've got a hat like his?


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I win!


I've got to stop before I start making really embarrassing noises. So, to conclude:


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