Adorahot bandom boys

[mezzanineview]

[mood| geeky]
[music|Dead on Arrival—Fall Out Boy]




I can’t handle the massive amounts of win bandom has now, so I have to express my love in picture form.

Bandom has ridiculous, adorable, hot boys. Ridiciadorahot, but for space purposes, I’ll shorten it to adorahot boys.



Joe agrees.

We’ve got snuggly boys









There’s so much space on that couch, yet they’re squeezed together. I love it ^__^



Pete has a problem with impulse buying, as you can see. Unfortunate, really that photos can’t capture audio, because his gleeful shrieks of “IT’S JUST MY SIZE” are truly heartwarming :D



Dorky boys









*FLAIL*





But I shall now come back to the adorahot boys. Well. It’s pretty much everyone in bandom anyway, but I shall outline a few fine specimens. Starting with our darling Brendon.



That, my dear friends, is Brendon’s geneology. Brendon is a teddy bear, for realz.



LOOK HOW CUTE! LOOK, DAMN YOU!



WHO STOLE BDEN’S ANIMAL CRACKERS IMMA SLAP A BITCH.



“LOL HEY GUISE THIS GEETAR IZ TWO BIG FO MEE LAWLZ.”



Flavor Flav!



omgwtf, ahahahaha





Such a dork, omg :D



IN A PHOTOBOOTH BY HIMSELF!!! I CAN’T HANDLE HIS AWESOME, FR SRS!



Brendon is unperturbed by how much of a retard, lovable though he may be, he is.



Suck on dat, bitches.



OMG, I want one. Will some blessed soul give me a Brendon, please? He’s small enough to fit in my pocket and carry with me everywhere, holy god. Please. I’m begging. You can’t see me, but I’m begging for one, god.



Seriously, AS A VAMPIRE!!!



WHOA, wait, what? How did that get in there?



SHOCKED AND APPALLED, SIR!

…Well. Not appalled, after all. More would be nice, actually.



Nnnggghh.







>.>
<.<
*licks*





Ngghh, lip biting is my secret weakness. Patrick knows this very well.



Piano porn is the bestest, I’m totally convinced.



Besides guitar porn (GODDAMNIT, PATRICK, GET OUT OF BRENDON’S SECTION, YOU ATTENTION WHORE.)





Brendon tires of being so pretty. It’s a burden. He has better stuff to do.



This isn’t implying anything.



Really.



Umm.



Okay, you have fun with that.



WE HART U 2, BDEN!!!



Oh, hai thar, William! He has the talent for looking adorable and hot at the same time.







That is, when he’s not just being flat out burning hot.



SO LONG LIMBED







*LICK*



HIPS. *dies*



Aww, Peeeeete ^__^



Only smiley Pete is allowed here



And dorky Pete









I can has bedtime story nao?







AHAHAHAHA OMG FUNNIEST THING EVAR. LOOK HOW EFFING TINY HE IS, OH FUCK.

Okay, so there aren’t a ton of pics of Pete being a hotass, because frankly, he’s not my type, but his wanna be Frank Iero hipthrusts are teh sex







Holy god.



Speaking of



Frank, why so pretty?



Seriously.



You’re hurting my brain.





OMG BEATLES!



Dork.



Hot.



Dork.



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Dorkass and hotass



SO



EFFING



TINY



WITH EXPLOSIVE HOTNESS











Must. Stop.



Uuuugggghhhhh



Ngh.



Okay, stop, stop, stop.



OMG PATRICK, MY LOVE!



YOU’RE SO DORKY IT DEFIES EXPLANATION



*FLAIL*



I love your mouth, Jesus Christ.



Even Patrick doesn’t know what’s going on in this picture.



He shrugs with his face, I swear.



NNGGGHH LIP BITE.



You don’t need to use your super dorky powers, Patrick, you have legions of girls and boys at your desposal.



I just love how he’s completely befuddled by the drumset that’s somehow tinier than he is.



Oh Patrick :D



YEEEAH, BOIEEEE.
Sidenote: Patrick must be drunk and do karaoke more often. Just saying.



This picture is just full of joy and squish and his little face, just look at him!!



HIS LITTLE FACE



NO HONEY, DON’T SLEEP ON THE STREETS WITHOUT PETE. AT LEAST HE CAN DISTRACT THEM WITH HIS OBNOXIOUSNESS WHILE YOU RUN YOUR LITTLE ASS OFF.



So smiley and happy!



DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?!?



PATRICK’S WEE TEARS AND SAD FACE. THIS IS NOT ALLOWED EVER. SERIOUSLY. IT SETS THE UNIVERSE OFF CENTER AND WE’LL GO INTO A MAD , UNCONTROLLABLE SPIN AND FLOAT OFF INTO SPACE AND QUICKLY CEASE TO EXIST WITHOUT THE HEAT OF HIS AWESOMENESS. PATRICK SHOULD NOT BE SAD.



HE SHOULD BE TINY.



AND DORKY.



AND HOT.



BUT OVER ALL HE SHOULD BE FUCKING HAPPY.



Hot, sweaty Patrick agrees. He’s going to continue to be hot and sweaty, and I shall enjoy every second of it.







*licks neck*



LIP BITE



HOLY GOD HE’S SO YOUNG HERE









THIGHS









*incoherent noises*



Oh fuck.





TAKE IT ALL OFF





UGH, UGH, GUYS. Him shouting does stuff to me.









I want to be his guitar, for reals.



Point and case. Fuck.







HE THRUSTS INTO HIS GUITAR, GOD.











HE’S SO HOT HE SETS THE MICROPHONE ON FIRE.



MOUTH. HIS MOUTH, GUYS, HIS LUSCIOUS MOUTH.



LOOK AT IT.





I’VE NEVER WANTED TO BE A PICK BEFORE.



OR A SHARPIE.











HE’S SO PRETTY, I CAN’T HANDLE IT.



I…I don’t know what to say anymore. My caps lock is, like, broken.



Ungh. Okay, he doesn’t have time for this either. He has to go sparkle.



Like so.



Again, Patrick agrees. Our princesses bid thee farewell.









:D