obligatory Debbie Downer times

[mezzanineview]

Ya'll ain't gonna get much out of me except that that name? Is fucking retarded, people. Okay, I may be being a trifle too harsh, but this kid is going to grow up to be a real person someday, and no one will take him seriously.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz, meet Apple, Moon Unit, Zappa, and the gang.

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[tempore.livejournal.com]

Someone else pointd out that they'll call him Beemer for his initials. Which, sadly, makes the most sense.

I don't actually mind either Bronx or Mowgli in and of themselves; I think Bronx is a bit weird, but Mowgli as a middle name to a fairly normal name like Andrew or John or something would have been kind of endearing, you know?

But together, they just don't really flow well. I'm wondering if this is actually a fake name kind of thing to protect the kid until he's older. Pete and Ashlee are not above lying to the press, after all.

[vinylsigns.livejournal.com]

They would do that, wouldn't they? Like, throw out a fake name to rile people up. Dammit, now you've got me doubting myself :/

[tempore.livejournal.com]

Oh absolutely, they would. They've lied plenty to the press before.

"We're just friends. No, really. Of course we're not getting married. No, that pregnancy thing is just a rumor."

So, who knows? We'll find out when someone gets hold of the birth certificate, really.