there'd be no distance that could hold us back

"Yesterday Ashlee Simpson gave birth to a baby boy, and she named him Bronx Mowgli, after the borough in New York city, And the boy in The Jungle Book. Yeah. In a related story, Ashlee Simpson is an idiot."

Ahaha, Conan O'Brien, you are a god.

Ya'll ain't gonna get much out of me except that that name? Is fucking retarded, people. Okay, I may be being a trifle too harsh, but this kid is going to grow up to be a real person someday, and no one will take him seriously.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz, meet Apple, Moon Unit, Zappa, and the gang.