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2. Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
Sure, he lacks functional cleavage and, in his hermetically sealed suits, flashes less skin than Diane Sawyer. But shame on you, liberal media, to tell us that an individual born without what you insist on calling a "vagina" can’t be as sexy as a Joy Behar or a Helen Thomas? Hard-left media arbiters of sexy, you’re on notice.






Ganked from Maxim.com. This was news a while ago, but it's still very amusing (and very true XD)