obligatory Debbie Downer times

Ya'll ain't gonna get much out of me except that that name? Is fucking retarded, people. Okay, I may be being a trifle too harsh, but this kid is going to grow up to be a real person someday, and no one will take him seriously.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz, meet Apple, Moon Unit, Zappa, and the gang.

because everyone's doing it

My Simpson-Wentz Baby Name is Staten Island Ariel.
Take The Simpson-Wentz Baby Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

It's almost a little better than the real thing XD


Also, I had to dirty myself by watching Martha Stewart today, but I'll do anything for Stephen.